Because I love you, I will give you a choice: follow my blog, or I will lock you in my basement and torture you forever. I’m not forcing you to follow my blog. The choice is yours. But if you don’t choose to follow my blog, you will be tortured. How unfair would it be for me to rob you of your right to choose? I also want you to leave comments about how witty, intelligent, and beautiful I am. I made this blog for you, and it would be evil and hateful of you to not leave comments about how witty, intelligent, and beautiful I am.
Topics of discussion: current events, death, cats, DEATH CATS, my beard, morality, anti-theism, logical fallacies, cognitive biases, irony in African-American history, Kristen Bell, your beard, child abuse, semicolon abuse, and the most mentally unstable animals on our planet (humans).
You can suggest topics that you would like me to write about. I will write about that topic, if I was already going to write about it before you asked me.
I don't expect this to bring me fame, but that just means more people for me to burn.
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